25 Prodigious Roasts and Comebacks That Blasted People's Souls out of Their Bodies

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Eric Lund
Jun 6, 2019 12:00 AM EDT

There's no better feeling then that of sending a savage burn at an unsuspecting victim. We have no envy for the recipients of these incredible comebacks. The wit is simply too strong. If you wanna read more people's best comebacks, then check em out here.

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  • 01
    Text - Moon Pie MoonPie @MoonPie Buddy it's saturday night and you're talking to a marshmallow sandwich on the internet Sigurbjörn Lárusson @sigurbjornl Replying to @Moon Pie Your time is wasted managing a social media account
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    Text - Chick-fil-A, Inc @ChickFilA Per usual we will be closed on super bowl Sunday, no exceptions BURGER Burger King @Burgerking KING Replying to @ChickFiIA Don't worry everyone, we will be open....per usual Chick-fil-A, Inc @ChickFiIA Awfully bold of you to assume people actually care if you're open on sundays or not.
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    Font - GameStop POWER TO THE PLAYERS 165 Shares LIKE COMMENT SHARE 00 823 I love how they put a tiny girl to make it look bigger than it is Imao 1 hour ago Like Reply1 GameStop Hope that doesn't hit too close to home
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    Basketball player - Kuhny @AdamMKuhn Follow Stubhub The Crossover @TheCrossover Without Anthony Davis, what's the Lakers most realistic path to the NBA Finals? go.si.com/xafGfYQ NEW ORLEAN
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    Text - Aavash @ohmygoshaavash So I was at Walmart earlier A lady was looking at frozen turkeys, but she couldn't find one big enough. She asked the stock boy, "do these turkeys get any bigger?" He replied with a straight face, "No ma'am, they're dead." Made my week
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    Text - Zach @ArtimZachary 2d Replying to @naturallight Natty tastes like glue. I'd take that extra carb t11 2 160 Natural Light @naturallight 2d Natural Too bad when you tasted glue it didn't keep your mouth shut LIGHT t193 39 1,884
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    Text - Sam McNeil Ssamm I'm in the library and there's a bf helping his gf study and I've been overhearing parts of their conversation for the last hour and he just said "Babe, I'm gonna be honest with you. You're going to fail this test, I love you, but there's nothing we can do about it now"
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    Text - badgirlCORNY @cornydawgy When I got my drivers license pic taken it showed up on the screen and I gasped and said omg I look so ugly in that pic and the man taking the pic looked at the pic and then looked at me and said "idk what to tell u that is exactly what u look like" Imao savage
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    Green - @wilfordbrimly BREAK A LEG! -DAD
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    Food - Will you So to HONECOMINa WithME Jist Kicatin
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    Selfie - William @willtamx We look so much like a couple here!! Hahahaha savageResponses thao @xothaoxo A couple of bestiesss
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    Text - Cabbage Facts@realcabbagefact 4d @Wendys hi Wendy what are you going to be for holloween 1 780 863 Wendy's @Wendys 4d @realcabbagefact Probs not a cabbage 745 833 Cabbage Facts @realcabbagefact @Wendys burn in hell
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    Text - yat partioipuing weddy a tor amed tima. t224 45 1,167 @thebaemarcus 1h How many RTs do I need for a free frosty? t266 3 40 t Sabrina. Retweeted Wendy's @Wendys Replying to @thebaemarcus It's 50 cents.
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    Text - I need google in my brain and anti-virus in my heart... Like Comment 1 hour ago likes this. And photoshop on your face. Just now Like1 Write a comment...
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    Cat - lauren scharf Follow @LLcoolscharf Replying to @rachelmillman When my now ex-bf cheated on me, I reached out to his favorite cat Instagrams and asked them to block him
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    Product - Your mom found your birth control ?? drg ayfang off dad Delivered
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    Skin - leedle @leedleleedlelee We can steal your man @lordflaconegro Shawty in the back look like she gonna steal the Declaration of Independence
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    Text - Pastor @ChinksChinks_ Dick so good she ironing my clothes and there's no electricity. @SavageReplies Mazi Marvin the Paranoid Android @Boboye_Ak It's not the dick. You're dating a lunatic.
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    Text - el negrito @say blk Y'all really didn't have to go there. UberFacts@UberFacts Bill Gates has more dollars than you have seconds left in your life. 96.4K 2:46 AM- Sep 25, 2018
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    Text - Jason @jason_yerex 15h Waiting for the @Wendys roast to happen to me Wendy's @Wendys Follow @jason_yerex Turn your hat around, you aren't Bart Simpson, and it isn't 1997.
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    Product - non aesthetic things @PicturesFolder Follow my dad said he got me a car fkin prick
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    Forehead - I'm the prettiest girl ever and I'm un roast-able. I dare you. R/lostMe 1088 points 5 days ago H for_dishonor You're not even the prettiest girl in this picture.
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    Text - Chris 2 hrs Having a warrant is pretty much like playing adult hide and seek Imfao and 9 others 8 Comments 1 Share Like Comment Share Burlington Police POLICE@OneNorthAvenue Chris has been apprehended. Game over. 1,197 5:54 PM - Dec 12, 2018 425 people are talking about this >
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    Text - when ur ex texts u But I can't live without you Then die
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    Text - jake @squidslippers Follow back in high school this one kid and i hated each other and one day he randomly gave me a $25 gift card to texas roadhouse. i was like... wow ok maybe you're not so bad. i go to texas roadhouse and eat a $25 meal only to find out he put $1 on the card and wrote $25 on it.
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